23 August 2016.
Dart boards and catherine wheels all leading this hot weather down the garden path where wet sheep never stray. like magnets to truth there is nothing in it for them.

Funny how the "little man" is aways in to lunch when the flower pots do come out to hoppity hop. Someone much have asked him a pertinent question about his garden. like why he hasn't caught Bill or ben and what he is looking after to All a little weeed, in my opinion. So what is about the north Atlantic that the flower people are allergic to?

As I was goin' over the weather charts this morning I saw a fiery Catherine wheel sparking and dart boarding
It came first with a delta that signalled windstorms pending as well a pair of cold fronts but one was just then ending

I looked at what was spinning to guess where it was going but is spun right through the run and for me there was no knowing
I took a look at the EFS set up in America and it confirmed an earthquake in cyclones across Canada
But who can trust the NA-EFS?
In truth there is no knowing and the delta for derechos was then not long in going
But the devil take tornadoes and the Blocking Lows tormenting. I'm watching out four horsemen and the grave-yard they're extending.

To the devil withal shelter if what I'm comprehending to the pit has come Abyssal and like locusts are ascending
Red wove war away we go red rove war away we go off to Armageddon.

But come the twenty fourth there will be no more pretending! If it's out of Vanuatu in Chile it is ending
But if it's out of Tonga to the north winds it is going already west of China see the red dots already glowing.
I wish you well Abaddon the servant of your master whatever you are doing get it done now and faster.

As seeing to believing is god's will to disaster if you will take no notice go find a better master. As forecasts are to warnings is freedom to ignoring as Venus to the day star sings halos in the morning.

On Tuesday, 23 August 2016 18:26:42 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:
23 August 2016.
Dart boards and catherine wheels all leading this hot weather down the garden path where wet sheep never stray. like magnets to truth there is nothing in it for them.

Funny how the "little man" is aways in to lunch when the flower pots do come out to hoppity hop. Someone much have asked him a pertinent question about his garden. like why he hasn't caught Bill or ben and what he is looking after to All a little weeed, in my opinion. So what is about the north Atlantic that the flower people are allergic to?

As I was goin' over the weather charts this morning I saw a fiery Catherine wheel sparking and dart boarding
It came first with a delta that signalled windstorms pending as well a pair of cold fronts but one was just then ending

I looked at what was spinning to guess where it was going but is spun right through the run and for me there was no knowing
I took a look at the EFS set up in America and it confirmed an earthquake in cyclones across Canada
But who can trust the NA-EFS?
In truth there is no knowing and the delta for derechos was then not long in going
But the devil take tornadoes and the Blocking Lows tormenting. I'm watching out four horsemen and the grave-yard they're extending.

To the devil withal shelter if what I'm comprehending to the pit has come Abyssal and like locusts are ascending
Red wove war away we go red rove war away we go off to Armageddon.

But come the twenty fourth there will be no more pretending! If it's out of Vanuatu in Chile it is ending
But if it's out of Tonga to the north winds it is going already west of China see the red dots already glowing.
I wish you well Abaddon the servant of your master whatever you are doing get it done now and faster.

As seeing to believing is god's will to disaster if you will take no notice go find a better master. As forecasts are to warnings is freedom to ignoring as Venus to the day star sings halos in the morning.

So much for the earthquake and the line-storm (http://www.spc.noaa.gov/climo/reports/today.html) if anyone is still interested the volcano is next. Don't all shot at once (you can dawlish) but please bear in mind you had your chance:
https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=...er/AgL__YlGV9E

But why let a good thread go to waist when the fat is in your head already!

On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 05:34:35 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:

'dawlish"

Obsessed, as always. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 05:34:35 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Tuesday, 23 August 2016 18:26:42 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:
23 August 2016.
Dart boards and catherine wheels all leading this hot weather down the garden path where wet sheep never stray. like magnets to truth there is nothing in it for them.

Funny how the "little man" is aways in to lunch when the flower pots do come out to hoppity hop. Someone much have asked him a pertinent question about his garden. like why he hasn't caught Bill or ben and what he is looking after to All a little weeed, in my opinion. So what is about the north Atlantic that the flower people are allergic to?

As I was goin' over the weather charts this morning I saw a fiery Catherine wheel sparking and dart boarding
It came first with a delta that signalled windstorms pending as well a pair of cold fronts but one was just then ending

I looked at what was spinning to guess where it was going but is spun right through the run and for me there was no knowing
I took a look at the EFS set up in America and it confirmed an earthquake in cyclones across Canada
But who can trust the NA-EFS?
In truth there is no knowing and the delta for derechos was then not long in going
But the devil take tornadoes and the Blocking Lows tormenting. I'm watching out four horsemen and the grave-yard they're extending.

To the devil withal shelter if what I'm comprehending to the pit has come Abyssal and like locusts are ascending
Red wove war away we go red rove war away we go off to Armageddon.

But come the twenty fourth there will be no more pretending! If it's out of Vanuatu in Chile it is ending
But if it's out of Tonga to the north winds it is going already west of China see the red dots already glowing.
I wish you well Abaddon the servant of your master whatever you are doing get it done now and faster.

As seeing to believing is god's will to disaster if you will take no notice go find a better master. As forecasts are to warnings is freedom to ignoring as Venus to the day star sings halos in the morning.

So much for the earthquake and the line-storm (http://www.spc.noaa.gov/climo/reports/today.html) if anyone is still interested the volcano is next. Don't all shot at once (you can dawlish) but please bear in mind you had your chance:
https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=...er/AgL__YlGV9E

But why let a good thread go to waist when the fat is in your head already!

Sounds like it is endemic and not just the Cols and Richard Dixons of this world who are more than a touch dawlish:

News Releases for Met Office.

Scientists begin to unravel summer jet stream mystery

24 August 2016 - Scientists have discovered the cause of the recent run of miserable wet summers as they begin to unravel the mysteries of the Atlantic jet stream. So how far behind the cutting edge are they:

"24 August 2016 - Scientists have discovered the cause of the recent run of miserable wet summers as they begin to unravel the mysteries of the Atlantic jet stream. [not quite they haven't]

Researchers from the University of Sheffield and the Met Office have identified a number of possible factors that may influence the Atlantic jet stream and therefore help to predict summer climate from one year to the next.[I'll bet and are just waiting to adjust the models accordingly.]

The summer weather in the UK and north-west Europe is influenced by the position and strength of the Atlantic jet stream - a ribbon of very strong winds which are caused by the temperature difference between tropical and polar air masses.[here we go with the statistics from the flowrpots.]

A northward shift in the Atlantic jet stream tends to direct low-pressure systems northwards and away from the UK, leading to warm and dry weather during summer.[We call them blocking highs don't we?]

But, if the summer jet slips southwards it can lead to the jet shifting the low-pressure systems directly over the UK, causing miserable weather like we experienced in the first half of this summer. The big question is: "why does the jet stream shift?" [Andf blocking lows]

up to 35 per cent of this variability may be predictable - a significant advance which may help in the development of seasonal forecasting models.

The findings suggest the latitude of the Atlantic jet stream in summer is influenced by several factors including sea-surface temperatures, [Oh god no! is that it?]solar variability,[the sun gets warmer?] and the extent of Arctic sea-ice, [Dawlish will be pleased -should somebody tell them that?] indicating a potential long-term memory[****!!!] and predictability in the climate system.

Professor Adam Scaife, Head flowerpots at the Met Office, said: "We've made big inroads into the usual problems."

The study, published in the journal Climate Dynamics was funded by the University of Sheffield's Project Sunshine now the Grantham Centre for Sustainable Futures, [aka the man's house wheret Bill and Ben live at the bottom of the garden] and was conducted in collaboration with the University's School of Vapourware and Statistics (SOMAS)

[You don't spell some arse like that!]

Further research will seek more funding from the EU and IPCC; the physical mechanisms behind these links. Unidentifying the different influential palaces in the cloudscape at jet speed and latitude bring to bear on our summer weather.

The other co-authors on the work were Dr Julie Jones, from the University's Department of Terracotaphy, and Professor Robertus von Fay-Siebenburgen, from SOMOS."

On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 05:34:35 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Tuesday, 23 August 2016 18:26:42 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:
23 August 2016.
Dart boards and catherine wheels all leading this hot weather down the garden path where wet sheep never stray. like magnets to truth there is nothing in it for them.

Funny how the "little man" is aways in to lunch when the flower pots do come out to hoppity hop. Someone much have asked him a pertinent question about his garden. like why he hasn't caught Bill or ben and what he is looking after to All a little weeed, in my opinion. So what is about the north Atlantic that the flower people are allergic to?

As I was goin' over the weather charts this morning I saw a fiery Catherine wheel sparking and dart boarding
It came first with a delta that signalled windstorms pending as well a pair of cold fronts but one was just then ending

I looked at what was spinning to guess where it was going but is spun right through the run and for me there was no knowing
I took a look at the EFS set up in America and it confirmed an earthquake in cyclones across Canada
But who can trust the NA-EFS?
In truth there is no knowing and the delta for derechos was then not long in going
But the devil take tornadoes and the Blocking Lows tormenting. I'm watching out four horsemen and the grave-yard they're extending.

To the devil withal shelter if what I'm comprehending to the pit has come Abyssal and like locusts are ascending
Red wove war away we go red rove war away we go off to Armageddon.

But come the twenty fourth there will be no more pretending! If it's out of Vanuatu in Chile it is ending
But if it's out of Tonga to the north winds it is going already west of China see the red dots already glowing.
I wish you well Abaddon the servant of your master whatever you are doing get it done now and faster.

As seeing to believing is god's will to disaster if you will take no notice go find a better master. As forecasts are to warnings is freedom to ignoring as Venus to the day star sings halos in the morning.

So much for the earthquake and the line-storm (http://www.spc.noaa.gov/climo/reports/today.html) if anyone is still interested the volcano is next. Don't all shout at once (you can dawlish) but please bear in mind you had your chance:
https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=...er/AgL__YlGV9E

But why let a good thread go to waist when the fat is in your head already!

Or first as the case may be:
https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/volcano_news.html
OTOH; it isn't over yet and it is too much to expect a decent quake during all those tropical storms. (Where is the wind shear when you want it?)

6.8 Myanmar but it was not a clear run like the ne for the 27th. (Beware the ides of August pus two or three is what I like to say.)

On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:24:10 UTC+2, Weatherlawyer wrote:


Sounds like it is endemic and not just the Cols and Richard Dixons of this world who are more than a touch dawlish:


Wow, I get a mention!!
For what do I deserve this incredible honour?

Col

On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:32:42 UTC+1, wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:24:10 UTC+2, Weatherlawyer wrote:


Sounds like it is endemic and not just the Cols and Richard Dixons of this world who are more than a touch dawlish:


Wow, I get a mention!!
For what do I deserve this incredible honour?

For not being a racist despite an appetite for rain and wet grass. Besides you keep getting up despite me knocking you down all the time. There is something to be said for someone that gormless. (Your very stupid!)

But on with the game. The Met Office in its wisdom has derided that the Great British Pubic, now that we are once again on our own. is ready for Jet Streams

Which puts us in the same boat vis a vis the Canadians as the USA has been in since Presidunce Arthur the man who single-handedly put an end to the cowboy era outside of hollywood:

"General Hazen first misrepresents, and then proceeds to demolish the shadow of his own creation. I did not say that the storm will cross eastward over the Rocky Mountains. On the contrary, it will originate in the " Northern Pacific," and will proceed directly westward, in an opposite direction, and will reach the Rocky Mountains from the east after having passed round the world. This may seem astounding to the general, but astronomers treat of the causes while meteorologists treat only of the effects.

A stratum of atmosphere covering half the continent might move from these mountains to the Atlantic, and the fact be unknown if moving in a plane one or two miles above the earth's surface. The last transit of Venus, Dec. 6th, 1882, afforded the most positive proof as to the scientific reliability of my theory of continental storms."

Although he had not grasped the concept of cold fronts being synonymous with the volcanic activity; he had no way of knowing, always follows storms this Canadian had a good grasp of planetary waves even if he did overly dramaticize his weather forecasts.

https://archive.org/details/cihm_25726

Put it in context: How alarmist would I have had to have been when I noticed that the dart-boarding pointed out to me by Bjorn Soerheim on this group, just prior to the Boxing Day disaster in 2004 had the scale of earthquake I failed to forecast, to gain enough traction to save even one person?

He stopped issuing forecasts but 1883 was the start of the Little Ice-Age (since hidden or played down by the flowerpotmen) and was the year that krakatau blew up.

On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:01:22 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:32:42 UTC+1, wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:24:10 UTC+2, Weatherlawyer wrote:


Sounds like it is endemic and not just the Cols and Richard Dixons of this world who are more than a touch dawlish:


Wow, I get a mention!!
For what do I deserve this incredible honour?

For not being a racist despite an appetite for rain and wet grass. Besides you keep getting up despite me knocking you down all the time. There is something to be said for someone that gormless. (Your very stupid!)

But on with the game. The Met Office in its wisdom has derided that the Great British Pubic, now that we are once again on our own. is ready for Jet Streams

Which puts us in the same boat vis a vis the Canadians as the USA has been in since Presidunce Arthur the man who single-handedly put an end to the cowboy era outside of hollywood:

"General Hazen first misrepresents, and then proceeds to demolish the shadow of his own creation. I did not say that the storm will cross eastward over the Rocky Mountains. On the contrary, it will originate in the " Northern Pacific," and will proceed directly westward, in an opposite direction, and will reach the Rocky Mountains from the east after having passed round the world. This may seem astounding to the general, but astronomers treat of the causes while meteorologists treat only of the effects.

A stratum of atmosphere covering half the continent might move from these mountains to the Atlantic, and the fact be unknown if moving in a plane one or two miles above the earth's surface. The last transit of Venus, Dec. 6th, 1882, afforded the most positive proof as to the scientific reliability of my theory of continental storms."

Although he had not grasped the concept of cold fronts being synonymous with the volcanic activity; he had no way of knowing, always follows storms this Canadian had a good grasp of planetary waves even if he did overly dramaticize his weather forecasts.

https://archive.org/details/cihm_25726

Put it in context: How alarmist would I have had to have been when I noticed that the dart-boarding pointed out to me by Bjorn Soerheim on this group, just prior to the Boxing Day disaster in 2004 had the scale of earthquake I failed to forecast, to gain enough traction to save even one person?

He stopped issuing forecasts but 1883 was the start of the Little Ice-Age (since hidden or played down by the flowerpotmen) and was the year that krakatau blew up.

Shouldn't that be


"you're very stupid"?

It kinda of takes the edge of it a tad.

On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:05:17 UTC+1, Lawrence Jenkins wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:01:22 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:32:42 UTC+1, wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:24:10 UTC+2, Weatherlawyer wrote:


Sounds like it is endemic and not just the Cols and Richard Dixons of this world who are more than a touch dawlish:


Wow, I get a mention!!
For what do I deserve this incredible honour?

For not being a racist despite an appetite for rain and wet grass. Besides you keep getting up despite me knocking you down all the time. There is something to be said for someone that gormless. (Your very stupid!)

But on with the game. The Met Office in its wisdom has derided that the Great British Pubic, now that we are once again on our own. is ready for Jet Streams

Which puts us in the same boat vis a vis the Canadians as the USA has been in since Presidunce Arthur the man who single-handedly put an end to the cowboy era outside of hollywood:

"General Hazen first misrepresents, and then proceeds to demolish the shadow of his own creation. I did not say that the storm will cross eastward over the Rocky Mountains. On the contrary, it will originate in the " Northern Pacific," and will proceed directly westward, in an opposite direction, and will reach the Rocky Mountains from the east after having passed round the world. This may seem astounding to the general, but astronomers treat of the causes while meteorologists treat only of the effects.

A stratum of atmosphere covering half the continent might move from these mountains to the Atlantic, and the fact be unknown if moving in a plane one or two miles above the earth's surface. The last transit of Venus, Dec. 6th, 1882, afforded the most positive proof as to the scientific reliability of my theory of continental storms."

Although he had not grasped the concept of cold fronts being synonymous with the volcanic activity; he had no way of knowing, always follows storms this Canadian had a good grasp of planetary waves even if he did overly dramaticize his weather forecasts.

https://archive.org/details/cihm_25726

Put it in context: How alarmist would I have had to have been when I noticed that the dart-boarding pointed out to me by Bjorn Soerheim on this group, just prior to the Boxing Day disaster in 2004 had the scale of earthquake I failed to forecast, to gain enough traction to save even one person?

He stopped issuing forecasts but 1883 was the start of the Little Ice-Age (since hidden or played down by the flowerpotmen) and was the year that krakatau blew up.

Shouldn't that be


"you're very stupid"?

It kinda of takes the edge of it a tad.

Fancy being corrected by Stoopid's playmate!

On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:20:37 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:05:17 UTC+1, Lawrence Jenkins wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:01:22 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:32:42 UTC+1, wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:24:10 UTC+2, Weatherlawyer wrote:


Sounds like it is endemic and not just the Cols and Richard Dixons of this world who are more than a touch dawlish:


Wow, I get a mention!!
For what do I deserve this incredible honour?

For not being a racist despite an appetite for rain and wet grass. Besides you keep getting up despite me knocking you down all the time. There is something to be said for someone that gormless. (Your very stupid!)

But on with the game. The Met Office in its wisdom has derided that the Great British Pubic, now that we are once again on our own. is ready for Jet Streams

Which puts us in the same boat vis a vis the Canadians as the USA has been in since Presidunce Arthur the man who single-handedly put an end to the cowboy era outside of hollywood:

"General Hazen first misrepresents, and then proceeds to demolish the shadow of his own creation. I did not say that the storm will cross eastward over the Rocky Mountains. On the contrary, it will originate in the " Northern Pacific," and will proceed directly westward, in an opposite direction, and will reach the Rocky Mountains from the east after having passed round the world. This may seem astounding to the general, but astronomers treat of the causes while meteorologists treat only of the effects.

A stratum of atmosphere covering half the continent might move from these mountains to the Atlantic, and the fact be unknown if moving in a plane one or two miles above the earth's surface. The last transit of Venus, Dec. 6th, 1882, afforded the most positive proof as to the scientific reliability of my theory of continental storms."

Although he had not grasped the concept of cold fronts being synonymous with the volcanic activity; he had no way of knowing, always follows storms this Canadian had a good grasp of planetary waves even if he did overly dramaticize his weather forecasts.

https://archive.org/details/cihm_25726

Put it in context: How alarmist would I have had to have been when I noticed that the dart-boarding pointed out to me by Bjorn Soerheim on this group, just prior to the Boxing Day disaster in 2004 had the scale of earthquake I failed to forecast, to gain enough traction to save even one person?

He stopped issuing forecasts but 1883 was the start of the Little Ice-Age (since hidden or played down by the flowerpotmen) and was the year that krakatau blew up.

Shouldn't that be


"you're very stupid"?

It kinda of takes the edge of it a tad.

Fancy being corrected by Stoopid's playmate!

Silly boy, you are sooooo jealous. ;-)