Well, this time it's serious. My Cold -sore (yukk.) which I've now had for
12 years has started to reactivate, this is always a sign of an impending
cold (sore) spell. Now twelve years is not a long time to test the
forecasting powers of a coldsore and lets face there hasn't been too many
memorable severe spells to test this with anyway, but mark my words when
that Herpes Simplex gets active the old top lip starts to quiver and take on
a life of it's own then there's trouble afoot (or lip)

Maybe I could start my own forecasting agency?

"Sorecheck"
"Hier Pes" the man the Met Office fear
TWOlips based in Amsterdam

I could go on, but do not fear, I won't.

This is disgusting...

but at least NOT libellous.

D.

"lawrence Jenkins" wrote in message
...
Well, this time it's serious. My Cold -sore (yukk.) which I've now had for
12 years has started to reactivate,

First the hi-fi, now this. Oh dear, mio amico ;-)

Dave

"Dave.C" wrote in message
.uk...

"lawrence Jenkins" wrote in message
...
Well, this time it's serious. My Cold -sore (yukk.) which I've now had
for
12 years has started to reactivate,

First the hi-fi, now this. Oh dear, mio amico ;-)

Dave



You may well laugh Dave. But it's a serious issue. Someone I knew years ago
had a thing for Long DistanceHaulage Truck drivers. Finished up HGV
positive.

You may well laugh Dave. But it's a serious issue. Someone I knew years ago
had a thing for Long DistanceHaulage Truck drivers. Finished up HGV
positive.

LOL - if that's an LJ original we'll have to get you a stand up gig at
this years Edinburgh festival!

"Dave.C" wrote in message
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You may well laugh Dave. But it's a serious issue. Someone I knew years
ago
had a thing for Long DistanceHaulage Truck drivers. Finished up HGV
positive.

LOL - if that's an LJ original we'll have to get you a stand up gig at
this years Edinburgh festival!

Yes it is, but my legs aren't up to stand up.

lawrence Jenkins wrote:
"Dave.C" wrote in message
. uk...

You may well laugh Dave. But it's a serious issue. Someone I knew years

ago

had a thing for Long DistanceHaulage Truck drivers. Finished up HGV
positive.

LOL - if that's an LJ original we'll have to get you a stand up gig at

this years Edinburgh festival!


Yes it is, but my legs aren't up to stand up.



not to mention ... oops .... runs and hides

--
Gianna Stefani

www.buchan-meteo.org.uk

"lawrence Jenkins" wrote
You may well laugh Dave. But it's a serious issue. Someone I knew years
ago
had a thing for Long DistanceHaulage Truck drivers. Finished up HGV
positive.

Oh dear ..................

Apols if you've already seen them, but I've just had one of those e-mails
with dozens of new puns (current puns?).

With the ones I like best, first:

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana;
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes;
Practice safe eating - always use condiments;
A hangover is the wrath of grapes;

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red;
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.



- Tom.

"Gianna Stefani" wrote in message
...
lawrence Jenkins wrote:
"Dave.C" wrote in message
. uk...

You may well laugh Dave. But it's a serious issue. Someone I knew years

ago

had a thing for Long DistanceHaulage Truck drivers. Finished up HGV
positive.

LOL - if that's an LJ original we'll have to get you a stand up gig at

this years Edinburgh festival!


Yes it is, but my legs aren't up to stand up.



not to mention ... oops .... runs and hides

--
Gianna Stefani

www.buchan-meteo.org.uk
Gianna you may well laugh (notice a pattern) but a friend of mine wants to
sue the company that manafactures Viagra, he's confident he'll win because a
leading Barrister told him it "won't hold up in court"
Thar me lord I rast my case.

It may well be on the way, but tonight is another digusting above
average temp night

between 5 and 6c outside - for a Feb night, it's quite warm, and higher
than forecast on tv maps

North-westerlies just ain't cold at all !!