I don't suppose I'm alone in wishing the BBC would ditch the OB weather
presentations! This morning was a classic. Picture and sound break up as
the satellite dish swung in the wind.

I read somewhere of one-liners which would finish a TV show, e.g.:

Tom and Jerry: "You IS a good cat Tom, now let me put it in the bin".

How about a few scenarios which might persuade the Beeb to kill them
off?

1. Carol Kirkwood: "So here I am at the end of the pier, and as you can
see the force 9 gale is really kicking in noooooooo -aaaaaagh -glug"

2. Helen Willets: "It's looking very thundery today on the Wentworth
Golf Course, and even as I speak the clouds have become quite dark
and.." (FX fizzzz.)

Any further ideas?
--
James Brown