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Default And God said:

holy smoke !
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On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 17:09:46 -0500, God wrote:

On 18 Nov 2003 20:46:25 -0000, "Michael Mcneil"
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Genisis 1:11

And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed,
and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in
itself, upon the earth: and it was so.


God was a pot smoker.

He created fog when he was stoned.



Michael McNeil


McNeil, who said you could attempt to interpret the Bible? I know your
bowl movements have been slow lately, and that it could due to a bit
of a design flaw when you left the assembly line, but you really do
have to try and understand. Once more. Pull your head out of your
rectum! You are blocking the flow, and are, thusly, full of poop.

If you keep this up we may have to do an early recall on you. There
are some safety concerns about you exploding, and covering the
European leg of the internet under three feet of dung.

Shape up, NOW!

God



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