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To the music of "I Write the Songs "

I’ve been alive forever,
And I wrote the very first forecast
I put the fronts and the isobars together,
I am the weather,
And I write the climate.

I write the forecasts that make the whole group cringe.
I write the forecasts of trash and speculation.
I write the forecasts that make forecasters cry.
I write the pratt-casts, I write the pratt-casts.

My home lies deep within me,
And I’ve got my own place with my aspirations.
Now, when I look out through my eyes,
I see I’m great, even though I’m a pratt!

Chorus

Oh my forecasts makes you puke,
And makes your spirit to take a dive,
And I wrote some forecasts so I can be pleased with.
Forecasts fills me with heart,
Well, that’s a real fine place to start.
It’s from me to me,
It’s to me, it’s from me,
It’s a group wide excrement.

Chorus



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"Joe Egginton" wrote in message
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Idiot.
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In message , Joe Egginton
writes
To the music of "I Write the Songs "

I’ve been alive forever,
And I wrote the very first forecast
I put the fronts and the isobars together,
I am the weather,
And I write the climate.

I write the forecasts that make the whole group cringe.
I write the forecasts of trash and speculation.
I write the forecasts that make forecasters cry.
I write the pratt-casts, I write the pratt-casts.

My home lies deep within me,
And I’ve got my own place with my aspirations.
Now, when I look out through my eyes,
I see I’m great, even though I’m a pratt!

Chorus

Oh my forecasts makes you puke,
And makes your spirit to take a dive,
And I wrote some forecasts so I can be pleased with.
Forecasts fills me with heart,
Well, that’s a real fine place to start.
It’s from me to me,
It’s to me, it’s from me,
It’s a group wide excrement.

Chorus


Congratulations on trashing your reputation.
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On Sep 28, 11:58*pm, Joe Egginton wrote:
To the music of "I Write the Songs *"

I’ve been alive forever,
And I wrote the very first forecast
I put the fronts and the isobars together,
I am the weather,
And I write the climate.

I write the forecasts that make the whole group cringe.
I write the forecasts of trash and speculation.
I write the forecasts that make forecasters cry.
I write the pratt-casts, I write the pratt-casts.

My home lies deep within me,
And I’ve got my own place with my aspirations.
Now, when I look out through my eyes,
I see I’m great, even though I’m a pratt!

Chorus

Oh my forecasts makes you puke,
And makes your spirit to take a dive,
And I wrote some forecasts so I can be pleased with.
Forecasts fills me with *heart,
Well, that’s a real fine place to start.
It’s from me to me,
It’s to me, it’s from me,
It’s a group wide excrement.

Chorus


Troll, cretin, .... whatever other words are necessary to describe
you, judging by this effort.
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On 28/09/2010 18:53, RWood wrote:
On Sep 28, 11:58 pm, Joe wrote:
To the music of "I Write the Songs "

I’ve been alive forever,
And I wrote the very first forecast
I put the fronts and the isobars together,
I am the weather,
And I write the climate.

I write the forecasts that make the whole group cringe.
I write the forecasts of trash and speculation.
I write the forecasts that make forecasters cry.
I write the pratt-casts, I write the pratt-casts.

My home lies deep within me,
And I’ve got my own place with my aspirations.
Now, when I look out through my eyes,
I see I’m great, even though I’m a pratt!

Chorus

Oh my forecasts makes you puke,
And makes your spirit to take a dive,
And I wrote some forecasts so I can be pleased with.
Forecasts fills me with heart,
Well, that’s a real fine place to start.
It’s from me to me,
It’s to me, it’s from me,
It’s a group wide excrement.

Chorus


Troll, cretin, .... whatever other words are necessary to describe
you, judging by this effort.


Kill file me :-)

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Joe Egginton
Wolverhampton
175m asl


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On 28/09/2010 18:02, Stewart Robert Hinsley wrote:
In message , Joe Egginton
writes
To the music of "I Write the Songs "

I’ve been alive forever,
And I wrote the very first forecast
I put the fronts and the isobars together,
I am the weather,
And I write the climate.

I write the forecasts that make the whole group cringe.
I write the forecasts of trash and speculation.
I write the forecasts that make forecasters cry.
I write the pratt-casts, I write the pratt-casts.

My home lies deep within me,
And I’ve got my own place with my aspirations.
Now, when I look out through my eyes,
I see I’m great, even though I’m a pratt!

Chorus

Oh my forecasts makes you puke,
And makes your spirit to take a dive,
And I wrote some forecasts so I can be pleased with.
Forecasts fills me with heart,
Well, that’s a real fine place to start.
It’s from me to me,
It’s to me, it’s from me,
It’s a group wide excrement.

Chorus


Congratulations on trashing your reputation.


Kill file me :-)

--
Joe Egginton
Wolverhampton
175m asl
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On 28/09/2010 17:59, Col wrote:
"Joe wrote in message
...

Idiot.


Kill file me :-)

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Wolverhampton
175m asl
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"Joe Egginton" wrote in message
...
On 28/09/2010 17:59, Col wrote:
"Joe wrote in message
...

Idiot.


Kill file me :-)


Ner ner ner ner ner!

Grow up for pity's sake.
And there was me thinking you were one of the sensible
contributors to this group. How wrong I was....
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Bolton, Lancashire
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