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Weatherlawyer June 1st 17 06:23 PM

Warmest days of the year
 
After a cold night I think this weekend is going to be the warmest weekend of the year so far. This is due to a major eruption in the Aleutians affetcting the Aleutian Low.

I think that North America will be needing our prayers. Not from the losers here though. I am pretty sure they don't have one.

Vidcapper[_2_] June 2nd 17 06:10 AM

Warmest days of the year
 
On 01/06/2017 19:23, Weatherlawyer wrote:

After a cold night I think this weekend is going to be the warmest
weekend of the year so far. This is due to a major eruption in the
Aleutians affetcting the Aleutian Low.


That makes no sense - large volcanic eruptions blast loads of dust in
the air, which has a *cooling* effect, not a warming one!


--

Paul Hyett, Cheltenham

Weatherlawyer June 3rd 17 07:17 AM

Warmest days of the year
 
On Friday, 2 June 2017 07:10:07 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 01/06/2017 19:23, Weatherlawyer wrote:

After a cold night I think this weekend is going to be the warmest
weekend of the year so far. This is due to a major eruption in the
Aleutians affecting the Aleutian Low.


I was expecting news of a really powerful eruption but we had a magnitude 6.8 earthquake instead. You can't win them all. Not with your attitude you won't:

That makes no sense - large volcanic eruptions blast loads of dust in
the air, which has a *cooling* effect, not a warming one!


You don't know all the angles. I am not even aware you know that god does.
However, had I said the sun would warm up today from noon onwards I would have been more correct. But there is nothing better than an early start!

If you would like to know more don't give up.

Vidcapper[_2_] June 3rd 17 11:14 AM

Warmest days of the year
 
On 03/06/2017 08:17, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Friday, 2 June 2017 07:10:07 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 01/06/2017 19:23, Weatherlawyer wrote:

After a cold night I think this weekend is going to be the
warmest weekend of the year so far. This is due to a major
eruption in the Aleutians affecting the Aleutian Low.


I was expecting news of a really powerful eruption but we had a
magnitude 6.8 earthquake instead. You can't win them all. Not with
your attitude you won't:

That makes no sense - large volcanic eruptions blast loads of dust
in the air, which has a *cooling* effect, not a warming one!


You don't know all the angles. I am not even aware you know that god
does.


I assumed from your posts that you thought *you* were God. :p



--

Paul Hyett, Cheltenham

Weatherlawyer June 4th 17 02:54 AM

Warmest days of the year
 
On Saturday, 3 June 2017 12:14:09 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 03/06/2017 08:17, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Friday, 2 June 2017 07:10:07 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 01/06/2017 19:23, Weatherlawyer wrote:

After a cold night I think this weekend is going to be the
warmest weekend of the year so far. This is due to a major
eruption in the Aleutians affecting the Aleutian Low.


I was expecting news of a really powerful eruption but we had a
magnitude 6.8 earthquake instead. You can't win them all. Not with
your attitude you won't:

That makes no sense - large volcanic eruptions blast loads of dust
in the air, which has a *cooling* effect, not a warming one!


You don't know all the angles. I am not even aware you know that god
does.


I assumed from your posts that you thought *you* were God. :p


A mere one eyed man I assure you.
I am not perfect, I am perfectly aware of my shortcomings but I have spent quite a few years examining the nature of his forgiveness and that it is remarkably generous I can vouch for.

I wish you would try it. I am not saying he will remove your stupidity but he can help you live with it.


Weatherlawyer June 4th 17 03:11 AM

Warmest days of the year
 
On Sunday, 4 June 2017 03:54:06 UTC+1, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Saturday, 3 June 2017 12:14:09 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 03/06/2017 08:17, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Friday, 2 June 2017 07:10:07 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 01/06/2017 19:23, Weatherlawyer wrote:

After a cold night I think this weekend is going to be the
warmest weekend of the year so far. This is due to a major
eruption in the Aleutians affecting the Aleutian Low.

I was expecting news of a really powerful eruption but we had a
magnitude 6.8 earthquake instead. You can't win them all. Not with
your attitude you won't:

That makes no sense - large volcanic eruptions blast loads of dust
in the air, which has a *cooling* effect, not a warming one!

You don't know all the angles. I am not even aware you know that god
does.


I assumed from your posts that you thought *you* were God. :p


A mere one eyed man I assure you.
I am not perfect, I am perfectly aware of my shortcomings but I have spent quite a few years examining the nature of his forgiveness and that it is remarkably generous I can vouch for.

I wish you would try it. I am not saying he will remove your stupidity but he can help you live with it.


Compare this lifetime ban from WWW.information systems:

http://support.readcube.com/knowledg...using-the-read

Prepare for the glare or be delighted.

Weatherlawyer June 4th 17 04:10 AM

Warmest days of the year: Next
 
Noon 6 June 2017.
Not time to book your holidays but handy for getting the washing dry.

Cyclogenesis of overcast:
Noon 8 June 2017.

Half fun!

Vidcapper[_2_] June 4th 17 06:27 AM

Warmest days of the year
 
On 04/06/2017 03:54, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Saturday, 3 June 2017 12:14:09 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 03/06/2017 08:17, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Friday, 2 June 2017 07:10:07 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 01/06/2017 19:23, Weatherlawyer wrote:

After a cold night I think this weekend is going to be the
warmest weekend of the year so far. This is due to a major
eruption in the Aleutians affecting the Aleutian Low.

I was expecting news of a really powerful eruption but we had a
magnitude 6.8 earthquake instead. You can't win them all. Not
with your attitude you won't:

That makes no sense - large volcanic eruptions blast loads of
dust in the air, which has a *cooling* effect, not a warming
one!

You don't know all the angles. I am not even aware you know that
god does.


I assumed from your posts that you thought *you* were God. :p


A mere one eyed man I assure you. I am not perfect, I am perfectly
aware of my shortcomings but I have spent quite a few years examining
the nature of his forgiveness and that it is remarkably generous I
can vouch for.

I wish you would try it. I am not saying he will remove your
stupidity but he can help you live with it.


How can a non-existent being do *anything*?


--

Paul Hyett, Cheltenham

Weatherlawyer June 4th 17 06:47 AM

Warmest days of the year
 
On Sunday, 4 June 2017 07:27:38 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 04/06/2017 03:54, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Saturday, 3 June 2017 12:14:09 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 03/06/2017 08:17, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Friday, 2 June 2017 07:10:07 UTC+1, vidcapper wrote:
On 01/06/2017 19:23, Weatherlawyer wrote:

After a cold night I think this weekend is going to be the
warmest weekend of the year so far. This is due to a major
eruption in the Aleutians affecting the Aleutian Low.

I was expecting news of a really powerful eruption but we had a
magnitude 6.8 earthquake instead. You can't win them all. Not
with your attitude you won't:

That makes no sense - large volcanic eruptions blast loads of
dust in the air, which has a *cooling* effect, not a warming
one!

You don't know all the angles. I am not even aware you know that
god does.

I assumed from your posts that you thought *you* were God. :p


A mere one eyed man I assure you. I am not perfect, I am perfectly
aware of my shortcomings but I have spent quite a few years examining
the nature of his forgiveness and that it is remarkably generous I
can vouch for.

I wish you would try it. I am not saying he will remove your
stupidity but he can help you live with it.


How can a non-existent being do *anything*?


You are asking the wrong person. Or are you?
Really?
Be careful of what you ask.
Sometimes you get told answers you never asked nor wished to hear.

Here is one for you:
What is the purpose of the Four Horsemen?


Col June 4th 17 07:27 AM

Warmest days of the year
 
On 04/06/2017 07:47, Weatherlawyer wrote:


Here is one for you:
What is the purpose of the Four Horsemen?

To provide inspiration for a classic episode of Red Dwarf?

--
Col

Bolton, Lancashire
160m asl
Snow videos:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3QvmL4UWBmHFMKWiwYm_gg


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