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Weatherlawyer June 17th 10 06:37 AM

Ferrets
 
From: Weatherlawyer
Date: Mar 20, 9:40*pm

On 20 Mar, 19:40, Joe Egginton wrote:
Weatherlawyer wrote:
On 20 Mar, 16:44, Weatherlawyer wrote:


'Ow's yerferrets?
ITV on the blink earlier was it?


Got Google gurgling now.


WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ON ABOUT MAN ! *I'm sure the air is not so
stupefying in the Potteries to render the good folk of Stoke-on-Trent
incomprehensible !


Sir!

What are you babbling on about, Sir?
Fecking underlings!!

http://groups.google.com/group/uk.sc...05134e15e95 e
+++++++

Anyone remember what happened next?
Atmospheric interference is making its presience velvet.

I think we had ferrets a fortnight back, too.
But I misremember the following phenomena.

Flash floods of misbegotten forecasts?

Something constructive, worthy of my far-sightedness, would be most
accomaudacious.
And unexpected.


Weatherlawyer June 17th 10 06:46 AM

Go back to sleep
 
On Jun 17, 7:37*am, Weatherlawyer wrote:

I think we had ferrets a fortnight back, too.
But I misremember the following phenomena.

Flash floods of misbegotten forecasts?


Ahyerfireliarcol burst into advertising.

YOO AVE BIN WARND


MartinR June 17th 10 07:46 AM

Go back to sleep
 


Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Jun 17, 7:37 am, Weatherlawyer wrote:

I think we had ferrets a fortnight back, too.
But I misremember the following phenomena.

Flash floods of misbegotten forecasts?


Ahyerfireliarcol burst into advertising.

YOO AVE BIN WARND


Don't get yourself upset, the nurse will be along soon:-)

Weatherlawyer June 17th 10 04:39 PM

Go back to sleep
 
On Jun 17, 8:46*am, MartinR wrote:
Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Jun 17, 7:37 am, Weatherlawyer wrote:


I think we had ferrets a fortnight back, too.
But I misremember the following phenomena.


Flash floods of misbegotten forecasts?


Ahyerfireliarcol burst into advertising.


YOO AVE BIN WARND


Don't get yourself upset, the nurse will be along soon:-)


So glib Martin. But you haven't been paying attention you dozy
*******:
"16 dead, dozens trapped in Colombian mine blast

By VIVIAN SEQUERA (AP) – 31 minutes ago

BOGOTA, Colombia — A coal mine explosion in northwestern Colombia
believed to have been caused by a buildup of methane gas killed at
least 16 miners and left dozens trapped more than 10 hours later,
President Alvaro Uribe said Thursday.

The explosion Wednesday night collapsed part of an access tunnel that
is more than a mile (2,000 meters) long and drops to a depth of 500
feet (150 meters), said provincial disaster coordinator John Rendon."

I am just plugging this same tune over and over again to no avail. And
I get to forget that along with all the aircraft falling out of the
skies, death is wrapped up in the earth too. One man working alone on
this is bound to make mistakes and silly ***** like you making good
for nothing comments washes you in the blood of these people as far as
I am concerned.

You are fortunate I am just a demigod. A real one would have your guts
for garters and make you clean and iron them for him, every night.


Richard Dixon June 17th 10 05:05 PM

Go back to sleep
 
On 17 June, 17:39, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:46*am, MartinR wrote:

Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Jun 17, 7:37 am, Weatherlawyer wrote:


I think we had ferrets a fortnight back, too.
But I misremember the following phenomena.


Flash floods of misbegotten forecasts?


Ahyerfireliarcol burst into advertising.


YOO AVE BIN WARND


Don't get yourself upset, the nurse will be along soon:-)


So glib Martin. But you haven't been paying attention you dozy
*******:
"16 dead, dozens trapped in Colombian mine blast

By VIVIAN SEQUERA (AP) – 31 minutes ago

BOGOTA, Colombia — A coal mine explosion in northwestern Colombia
believed to have been caused by a buildup of methane gas killed at
least 16 miners and left dozens trapped more than 10 hours later,
President Alvaro Uribe said Thursday.

The explosion Wednesday night collapsed part of an access tunnel that
is more than a mile (2,000 meters) long and drops to a depth of 500
feet (150 meters), said provincial disaster coordinator John Rendon."

I am just plugging this same tune over and over again to no avail. And
I get to forget that along with all the aircraft falling out of the
skies, death is wrapped up in the earth too. One man working alone on
this is bound to make mistakes and silly ***** like you making good
for nothing comments washes you in the blood of these people as far as
I am concerned.

You are fortunate I am just a demigod. A real one would have your guts
for garters and make you clean and iron them for him, every night.


Nurse !

MartinR June 17th 10 07:29 PM

Go back to sleep
 
On 17 June, 16:39, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:46*am, MartinR wrote:

Weatherlawyer wrote:


A load of incoherent blatherings.


So glib Martin. But you haven't been paying attention you dozy
*******:


Michael, I am wide awake and I have documentary and photographic
evidence that my parent's nuptials preceded my birth by some 6 years,
so wrong on both counts.

MartinR


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